What girls mean when they say...

When we say: “Don’t be late.”

we mean: “Don’t make me wait.” <-- pernah

When we say: “Just give me 5 minutes.”

we mean: “Come back tomorrow.”

When we say: “Do I look okay in this top?”
we mean: “Am I fat?” <-- pernah

When we say: “Look at her, she’s hot!”
we mean: “Look at her, who’s hotter?”

When we say: “Look at him, he’s hot!”
we mean: “Look at him, he’s hotter!”

When we say: “It’s quite hot today, isn’t it?”
we mean: “Why the hell did you bring me to a mamak?”

When we say: “I love you.”
we mean: “You’d better say it too.” <-- pernah

When we say: “I hate you.”
we mean: “I hate you.” <-- pernah

When we say: “I hate dressing up.”
we mean: “I love dressing up.” <-- pernah

When we say: “Do these jeans look too skinny on me?”
we mean: “Am I fat?”

When we say: “I don’t mind walking in the rain.”
we mean: “I don’t mind walking back alone in the rain unless you pass me an umbrella before I drown, please.”

When we say: “I wish I was like Carrie Bradshaw.”
we mean: “I wish you were like John Preston.”

When we say: “Babe, it’s okay, you don’t really have to get it for me.”
we mean: “Babe, oh my gawd, you’re REALLY getting it for me??” <-- pernah

When we say: “I love your shoes, they are gorgeous!”
we mean: “Mine are prettier. Admit it.” <-- pernah

When we say: “Who is that girl on your Facebook profile?”
we mean: “WHO IS THAT GIRL ON YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE?!” <-- PERNAAAH....

When we say: “Is that gym any good?”
we mean: “Am I fat?”

When we say: “Is Africa a country?”
we mean: “I’m not that dumb, I’m trying to see if you are.” <-- pernah, not about country but something like that laa..

When we say: “Of all days I can’t go swimming today, sorry.”
we mean: “Another IQ test. Try not to be an idiot.”

When we say: “Twilight is awesome.”

we mean: “If you don’t watch the third one with me, it’s game over.